The Onion on the housing bill

Submitted By Tim Iacono
A post with the working title "The housing bill doesn't go far enough" has been sitting around here for more than a week now, still waiting for a little "meat" to get added to the current "bones":

Bulldoze all unoccupied homes (be sure to remove squatters first)
Offer zero interest loans for the first five years (oops, already tried that)

But, word came this morning (hat tip RC) that The Onion has already come up with something very similar:

Maybe someone can explain the item about Jim Webb and coffee tables - I've got no clue what they're talking about.

My personal favorite was the last provision, but the first one was pretty good too.

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